I'm generally wary of the "It's politically incorrect, but.." caveat. But, I can't think of any other way of prefacing the link to this, ahem, "politically incorrect" post about French newsreader Melissa Theuriau:
Sometime during the 90’s when cable TV introduced waaay too many sources for getting your daily news fix, stations started ditching their Quaker Oats, grandpa-look-a-like anchormen and replaced them with young, barely literate beauty queens. I mean, who really gives a shit anyways about war, natural disasters, or how some little bitch in China can’t do his Falun Gong. That shit’s worse than devil worshipping. What could be more informative than a low cut blouse, two slutty eyes, and a sexy voice flawlessly breaking news about mass dysentery in Bangladesh!? Sure, CNN’s face of news is looking sweeter than ever, but what’s seen abroad is so f**king hot it can barely even be compared.Melissa Theuriau brings the evening news, like an upscale Paris call-girl, to millions of lucky French men. I can just imagine the all too common, husband-to-wife scenario each night before the broadcast: “soooo I need to watch the news in private again, it’s.. quite emotional for me.. yea I’ll be needing all that tissue paper.”
Get ready to Windex the plasma!
Where's Sharon Ni Bheolain? :D
Posted by: Alan | May 17, 2005 at 01:16 PM
Or the geekboy's pinup: Daljit Dhaliwal..
Posted by: Frank McGahon | May 17, 2005 at 02:20 PM
Mmmm, Melissa can read my news anytime!
Posted by: Abiola Lapite | May 17, 2005 at 03:37 PM
Seems Miss Theuriau is quite the popular femme amongst bloggers d'un certain âge et sexe. Just google her.
Of course, what would really be something is if she got hired by a certain Canadian news broadcaster...
Posted by: Frank McGahon | May 17, 2005 at 03:44 PM
Jaysus lads!
Posted by: Dick O'Brien | May 17, 2005 at 06:23 PM
It's not right to talk about geekboy pinups without mentioning Cat Schwartz.
Posted by: Paul McClean | May 17, 2005 at 10:56 PM